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Date: Jun 17, 2008 7:27 AM


I'm Ruth : )

I really feel shy but I have to tell you, Lawnmower Kitten, that you are just a man of my dreams.I found your profile by accident but now I'm sure it's a destiny! : )
Frankly speaking... I want to find a man who will help me to realize all my fantasies. Oh, I feel really SO timid writing about it; but I mean my sexy fantasies. ;-) Your photos are marvelous... but I'm sure in your real life you will excite me even more! : ) Its incredible, but I'm from Youngstown, Ohio United States too! :-)
So I would like to start a friendship with you, Lawnmower Kitten!

You can find my spicy photos on my profile!

Lawnmower Kitten, I hope you'll take a look at them and will write me (unintelligible)


Hi Ruth!

wow, that's crazy! I can't believe that you know so much about me as a person and are ready to hop in bed with me after reading my webcomic.

I was hoping LMK would get me a hand job or something from a drunk chick in a bar bathroom, but to see it attracting you is a carnal delight.

I hate to have to ruin your hopes, but I actually don't look anything like my pictures. You see, I'm a 25 year old man and not a defunct black and white webcomic. I hope that you can learn to love the "real" me.

I tried to see your photos, but I was inundated with requests for my credit card, social security number, home address and other personal information. Could you just send me another e-mail address here that I can talk to you on? You know; one that doesn't cost $30.00 a month?

Please?

LMK

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The FDA insists turnips and beets are good for you.



Not so in Marioland!!

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As part of the community service ordered by the Mahoning County Municipal Court, here’s a Public Service Announcement from Lawnmower Kitten.


 


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Do you hate clowns?

Do you like shredders or confetti?

Then you'll love this week's LMK comic.

Here's a foretaste of the Feast to come.



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Heya,

I posted a new comic over at LMK. Here's a thumb to it, to get you suspicious about your safety from Biker Mice from Mars.

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